Description
Exactly what you were thinking. But wearable.
For train rides, grocery lines, and weird energy in public. This shirt makes eye contact your problem now.
Details:
Unisex. Bold print. Zero tolerance for staring contests.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Shipping + Stuff:
7–12 days to arrive. If it comes with weird energy, let us know.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!















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