Description
Because clearly, the first time didn’t work.
This one’s for the contrarians, the critical thinkers, and the group chat philosophers. Wear it when you’re feeling patriotic—but make it petty.
Details:
Heavyweight tee with heavyweight sarcasm. Soft, durable, and ironic AF.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Shipping + Stuff:
Ships in 7–12 business days. If it arrives dumber than expected, we’ll send a smarter one.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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