Description
Read a book. Then run your mouth.
Tired of sparring with people whose research stops at TikTok? Same. This hat says “I’m educated and exhausted” without saying a word.
Details:
Soft, structured, and sarcastic. Comes with 0 tolerance for weak arguments.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
Shipping + Stuff:
Delivered in 7–12 business days. If the product disagrees with you, we’ll settle it peacefully (with a replacement).
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!













